Mar 28, 2018

Unleash the beast with the titular characters of An American Werewolf in London and Jennifer's Body. Diablo Cody can do no wrong, Megan Fox needs a comeback, and I own 3 copies of Jennifer's Body so I'm sure you can guess which movie I prefer.

Mar 21, 2018

Imagine a world where people drive fast cars and always have a witty comeback.  Are you Team Baby or Team Toretto? I compare Baby Driver to The Fate of the Furious in this episode and I make NO APOLOGIES for being Team Toretto all the way. 

Mar 14, 2018

I'm sorry, nerds. The Dark Knight has the incredible Heath Ledger but Batman and Robin has literally everything else I could want in a movie: George Clooney's chin, bat nipples, and ice puns. 

Mar 7, 2018

If you've ever wanted to hear about sad white ladies in muted tones, look no further. Learn why I think The Private Lives of Pippa Lee and Blake Lively's spun gold hair are more deserving of your eyeballs than The Hours.